The Rapeutationists in the Inman-Carreon-Oatmeal Affair are a mixed bag of people who apparently can’t find any real issues of importance to focus their attention upon, and have thus devoted themselves to licking Matt Inman’s hindquarters.  There’s no rhyme or reason to their involvement, and some have already harvested so many clicks from the fiasco, that I suggest we proceed in reverse order, from the obscure foot-soldiers to the royalty of Rapeutationists.  And all of you, please be patient.  In the fullness of time, you will find yourselves revealed here.

Adam Steinbaugh, an aspiring lawyer externing at Baker, Keener & Nahra who was once the Student Body President at Whittier College, has finally found a way to get some attention.  Good-looking fellow, I’d say.  Might have a career ahead of him if he learns that the smell of fecal matter is actually a warning of potential toxicity, not a signal to drive your snout deeply into the source of the aroma.  Almost immediately after I posted this comment on July 11, 2012, Adam responded with a tweet that appeared on his own blog, posting a link back here.  The dynamics of DIRAs generate strange attractors.

Chris Recouvreur, a Walgreens Assistant Manager, is putting in so much of his $18/hr time on Charles-Carreon.com that he must be using his work computer to do it.  Chris seems to be having the time of his life using my name as a draw, since his previous attempts to harvest clicks have failed pretty resoundingly.  It’s really sad the way he’s posted and posted, and never gotten a comment at http://deselectedart.wordpress.com/ and http://odinstrike.deviantart.com/.  But now that he has my name to work with, things are really taking off!

The registrant and creative spirit behind CharlesCarrion.com is an interesting personality who, for the moment, we will call Dave.  Well, I have an income proposal for him.  I’ve offered to buy a bottle of Dave’s vanilla extract if he’ll give me that useless domain name.  Whattaya say, Dave?  Deal?