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KILLER KLOWNS FROM OUTER SPACE -- VIGNETTE 1

[Mike Tobacco] Dave, did you call for help? 

[Dave Hanson] Yeah, yeah, help is on the way. 

[Mike Tobacco] Did you tell them it was an invasion? 

[Dave Hanson] I told them, but I don't really believe it myself.  Where did they come from?  Why are they here?  Why, why clowns?

[Mike Tobacco] They are not clowns.  Some kind of animals in the world that look like clowns.  Shit, Dave, Dave -- maybe they are the ancient astronauts, you know, that came to our planet centuries ago and our idea of clowns comes from them. 

[Dave Hanson] Well, how come they're not funny. 

[Rich Terenzi] Maybe they are from a dying planet.  Maybe their sun pooped out, they needed a new place to live.   

[Paul Terenzi] Maybe they are using us for experiments to dissect and study.   

[Dave Hanson] So that means they are intelligent.  So why don't they communicate with us?  I mean talk to us, instead of killing us?

[Rich Terenzi] Maybe they are just cruising through the galaxy and stopped here for a bite to eat.

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