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[Taxi Driver 2] Here's your truck.
Hey, this is where Wendy Worthington lives!
[Loudon] You're right. [Nikki] Hey.
[Loudon] How'd you know that? [Tax Driver 2] I had her in me cab once. Peace.
[Nikki] You want to hurry it up in there?
Come on.
[Wendy] Does that feel better, Buck? [Buck] Mm.
[Wendy] A lot of people take the E.P.C. for granted, don't they? [DOORBELL RINGS]
[Wendy] Not us.
[DOOR OPENS]
[Wendy] Loudon! This is my bed and kitchen shower! You're not supposed to be here.
Why are you dressed like that?
You can't go to the Co-op interview dressed like that.
Did you get the ring? [Buck] How's it hangin'?
[Nikki] Wendy! My God!
Well, you just look every bit the little thing Loudon described!
[Wendy] Loudon ... who is this woman?'
[Nikki] Loudon, shame on you honey.
I thought you told Wendy. Well, I'm Loudon's cousin ...
Nikki Sue Trott. The Atlanta Trotts with the three T's.
Give us a kiss. [Bridesmaids] Ooh!
[Nikki] I just love that little thing you're wearin'.
Loudon -- she's got the cutest little figure.
What a cute, teeny tiny almost non-existent little figure. I'll mingle.
[Wendy] Loudon, now you didn't say anything about a cousin from Atlanta.
[Loudon] Very complicated, dear. Yes. The A.S.P.C.A.? Yes, I would like to report a wild Concolor missing. [Wendy] Dear, I thought we agreed the guest list was locked?
Are you listening to me, Loudon? [Loudon] No. No, dear, I'm not.
A Patagonian Felis, Concolor, last seen at 57th and 5th.
[Wendy] Loudon, what is this all about? [Loudon] I'll hold.
Your mother's car was stolen from Cartier with a very rare animal in it. [Wendy] Oh, no, not the Rolls?
Mummy's Rolls?
[Buck] I saw the whole thing. Don't worry, Ms. Worthington, I got the license number.
[Wendy] You got the license number of our car? [Buck] I wrote it down.
[Wendy] Is it possible for you to be any dumber?
[Buck] I don't see how.
[Wendy] Bye, Buck.
[Bridesmaid] What is it?
[Bridesmaid] Oh, bye, bucky-duck.
[Bridesmaid] Oh, see you later. [Bridesmaid] Bye bye, Buck.
[Bridesmaid] We love you.
[Nikki] I just can't help myself. I love gettin' presents.
[Bridesmaid] That's from me. [Bridesmaid] They're gorgeous.
[Bridesmaid] Solid 24 karat. [Bridesmaid] Of course.
[Nikki] 18.
Anyway, as I was sayin' -- the family's just beside themselves with happiness. I mean, you can't imagine how relieved we all was when we found out that old Loudon here was getting engaged.
[Bridesmaids] Yeah.
[Nikki] I mean, Loudon? Marrying a woman?
Got it! [HORN HONKS MELODY]
[Nikki] Murray!
[Loudon] Murray!
[Wendy] Mummy's Rolls! [Bridesmaid] Bye!
[Bridesmaid] Bye Miss Trott!
[Nikki] Loudon, come on! Let's go!
[Wendy] Loudon, where are you going? You won't be late for the Co-Op interview?
[Bridesmaids] Aaaaaaaah!
[Loudon] Murray! Stop that car! Murray! Murray, get down!
[Nikki] [WHISTLES]
[Murray] GRRR.
[Car Thief] Hey, Moe, it's a monster.
[People] [Screaming]
[Tiger] GRRR!
[Nikki] All right. We're here. Want to give me that box number now, Trott? [Loudon] Not until we're inside.
[Nikki] Oh. It's not fair!
[Loudon] Oh, no! Excuse me. Excuse me.
Please. I cannot be with this woman another minute. [Nikki] Don't give me that crapola!
Open up. [Loudon] She has to catch a bus.
She really does.
Please sir, let us in! Look, I'm wealthy and I'm busy. [Nikki] Come on. Two seconds. Waddle on over here and open up.
[Bank Security] Tomorrow morning, 10:00.
[Loudon] Tomorrow morning? Perfect!
[Nikki] Oh, look, what do you care, huh? Just give me the box number and we'll go our separate ways.
[Loudon] I can't. I gave my word. I promised that I would personally see you on that bus. Now, I'm sure the concept's just alien to you ...
but from where I come from a person's word really means something.
[Nikki] All right, then I give you my word. Tomorrow morning I'll come here, open up the box, and I'll get on the bus all by myself.
[Loudon] You're lying.
[Nikki] How do you know?
[Loudon] Your lips are moving.
[Nikki] Hey! You know what I think, Trott? I think that you want to stay with me -- yeah -- but you just can't admit it.
[Loudon] You think that I would want to stay with you, I mean that I would actually want to stay with you?
Can you believe this?
Lady, I'm surprised your shadow keeps you company.
[Nikki] I'm an ex-convict, and he's with me. [Loudon] Shut up!
[Nikki] We killed two people, a pimp and a fat man, and he did most of the work.
[Loudon] Yeah, I killed a pimp. What are you --
[Nikki] He's the father of my child ...
but he doesn't want to admit it because he's a lawyer. Hah! [ELECTRONIC ALARM]
[Loudon] My Co-op. I'm driving.
[Nikki] Hey! Hey!
Oh! Oh, I get it!
Yeah, you care more about gettin' your apartment ...
than finding the creep that set me up, is that it? Huh?
My problems don't rate?
What are you lookin' at?
[TELEPHONE RINGS]
[Loudon] WHAT?
[Mr. Worthington] Loudon? It's me.
[Nikki] Who are you talking to? [Loudon] I'm working on it. [Nikki] How can you talk to somebody at a time like this? I spend four years of my life in the hole waiting for the chance to get out and clear my name, and I will know vengeance.
[Mr. Worthington] You mean she's still in town? You said she was going to be on the 1:45.
[Loudon] She missed the 1:45. [Nikki] Who is that?
[Loudon] Shhhh!
[Nikki] Don't you shush me! Nobody ignores Nikki Finn!
[Mr. Worthington] Oh, I see. Perhaps my instructions were a bit oblique.
[Nikki] Give me that. I am Nikki Finn, and I will not be denied! I will know vengeance!
[GUNSHOTS]
[Loudon] I'm sure she's going to be here.
[Co-op Crone] Mr. Trott, we are of course very particular about who we allow into our St. Andrews cooperative. Punctuality, I have found, is a very good indicator of character.
[Loudon] Absolutely. It's so amazing that you would say that because Wendy is known for her punctuality.
We both are. It's like a ... it's a joke amongst our friends.
[Co-op Crone] If your fiancee isn't interested in the apartment, I'm sure we can find someone who is.
[Loudon] Uh, I'll just check ... I'm just going to check outside because I'm sure she's looking for a place to park right now. So just chat amongst yourselves, and I'll be right back.
[Man] [Snores]
[Loudon] Okay!
[BICYCLE RINGS BELL]
[PURR]
[Loudon] Oh! Nikki?
Nicole?
[Nikki] What?!
[SNORE]
[Loudon] Found her -- found her -- no problem -- no problem.
She was at the Children's Hospital ...
because they just opened the Wendy Worthington wing.
[Nikki] Hello. Hi, there! I'm sorry I'm late!
Just overcommitted myself! Yous understand, huh?
[Co-op Crone] No problem at all. Please take a seat.
[Co-op Crone] Miss Worthington, your application is very impressive.
Your background ... the private schools.
[Nikki] Well, you gotta see me spend money to really appreciate me.
[Co-op Crone] Now, Loudon I see here that you're with Worthington, Ferris and Clarke?
[Loudon] Yes, ma'am, that's true. I've been with them now about 5-1/2 years.
[Nikki] Yeah, and can I tell you something? He is daddy's right hand.
[Loudon] Well.
[Nikki] And left hand.
He's both of Daddy's hands.
Uh ... knock, knock.
[Co-op Crone] Mmph.
[Nikki] Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock.
[Co-op Crone] Who's there? [Nikki] Boo. [Co-op Crone] Boo who?
[Nikki] Don't cry! We'll take the apartment.
[Loudon] [Laughs] [Hits her] You ...
[Co-op Crone] Yes. Back to the interview.
Do you plan to have any children?
[Loudon] No.
No, I mean, not right away. You know, maybe in the future.
[Co-op Crone] [Screams] [Nikki] Yeah, but not right away. [Loudon] Well, we don't have to ... [Nikki] Not right away. [Loudon] kids aren't that important to have right away.
[Nikki] 'Cause we decided that our careers come first!
[Loudon] Absolutely. [Nikki] Yeah. [Tiger] ROAR!
[Nikki] Oh, honey, it's little tabby!
Hi, kitty. Hi, baby. [Loudon] I told you Wendy had a cat, didn't I?
[Co-op Crone] It looks like a t-tiger.
[Loudon] Oh no, nah, it's not a tiger. [Nikki] Oh definitely not. [Loudon] No, we've had her for years. [Nikki] Yeah, she's potty trained and everything.
[Loudon] Oh, yeah. Hiya, tabby.
He seems a little hungry. Did you feed him? [Tiger] [Snarls] [Nikki] Uh-oh, I forgot. But we can pick up some tinder vittles on the way home. Sorry.
[Wendy] Loudon, are you in there? It's me, Wendy! [Nikki] Uh-oh!
[Loudon] Wait a minute! Who is this woman? She's not my fiancee!
[Wendy] Loudon! Loudon! [Raoul] Yo, girls, please be quiet. Quiet! Quiet!
[Loudon] It's the pimp and the fat man. I thought I killed them.
[Wendy] Loudon, how's it going? Did you tell them I went to Vassar?
[Raoul] Alright, just send down the girl! I want Nikki!
Send her down! And I want her to bring the key with her!
[Wendy] Did you tell them we know the Butterworths?
[Benny] [To Bridesmaids] Remember, girls, you're hostages! Get a grip!
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