Bulletin Board Pix
Psycho Santa
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UvQQJ2d6UkY
The Heroic
Exploits of Matt Inman
A Work of Perpendicular Fact A HaterTV
Production
by lofinikita and Cassandra Electra (Dedicated to
Matthew Inman of the Oatmeal)
![](santa-claus%20(1)_small.jpg) Well, Merry
Christmas Boys and Girls. I hope you’ve all been good
because ...
![](santa-claus-2_small.jpg) Santa is on
his way and the Air Force is reporting.
![](merriweather5_small.gif) This is Lt.
Col. Merriweather from NORAD reporting that ...
![](satellite4_small.gif) we have just
sighted an airborne sleigh ...
![](satellite5_small.gif) crossing the
dew line.
![](santafinal3_small.jpg) It appears to
be drawn by reindeer, and piloted by a jolly looking fellow
in a red and white suit …
![](satellite4a_small.gif)
![](satellite5aa_small.gif)
![](satellite8a_small.gif) — STATIC! …
![](emotion_small.jpg) I am not
capable of that emotion
![](ptero2_small.jpg) No, what is
that?
![](tearinternet.1_small.gif) It’s not
Santa, it’s, it’s …
![](tearinternet.2_small.gif) Oh, my God …
![](tearinternet.4_small.gif) it’s going to
tear the Internet a new asshole!
![](tearinternet.5_small.gif) [BOMB!]
![](ptero6_small.gif) Well he used
to be a pterodactyl up in the sky,
![](PTERO6_small.jpg) Tearin’
people’s heads off, and eatin’
their eyes,
![](santasuit_small.jpg) But now he’s
done a change-up, Got a new
disguise –
![](wantedpostermatt_small.jpg) All Points
Bulletin: Look out for this guy!
![](bears&cancer_small.jpg) He’s a
psycho-Santa with a big bag of tricks, Ringin’ a
bell, and beggin’ for clicks,
![](ittybittystick_small.jpg) Psycho Santa
got a itty bitty stick,
![](father.2_small.gif) Psycho Santa,
don’t fall for his schtick.
![](virtual-world2_small.jpg) Particularly
dangerous to boys and girls
![](virtual-world2_small.gif) Who play with
computers in the virtual world
![](SUPERMAN2_small.jpg) He claims to
be the hero of the human race,
![](ITWEET_small.jpg) A relief from
their cubicles and bookin’ their face.
![](bears&cancer%20(1)_small.jpg) He’s a
psycho-Santa with a big bag of tricks,
![](RINGING-BELL3_small.gif) Ringin’ a
bell, and beggin’ for clicks,
![](ittybittystick%20(1)_small.jpg) Psycho Santa
got a itty bitty stick,
![](father.3_small.gif) Psycho Santa,
don’t fall for his schtick.
![](devil-quotes-scripture-susa_small.jpg) His
prehistoric origin’s a mystery –
![](laboratory2-pix_small.jpg) Did he escape
...
![](laboratory4_small.jpg) from the
laboratory?
![](PROJECT.PTERO2_small.jpg) Was he made by
the Pentagon and NSA
![](GIVE-MEANING_small.jpg) A living drone
that shoots mind rays,
![](internetzombie01_small1.jpg) Makin’ zombies
of his followers –
![](HATE_small.jpg) Internet
slaves!
![](bears&cancer%20(2)_small.jpg) He’s a
psycho-Santa with a big bag of tricks,
![](FIRE-ALARM_small.jpg) Ringin’ a
bell,
![](the-oat3_small.gif) and beggin’
for clicks,
![](ittybittystick%20(2)_small.jpg) Psycho Santa
got a itty bitty stick,
![](taxwriteoff_small.jpg) Psycho Santa,
don’t fall for his schtick.
![](strike-back_small.jpg) When cornered
he will strike back with a vicious blow,
![](nodepths1_small.gif) There is no
depth to which he will not go.
![](mattinmangetawayman_small.gif) Do not attempt
to apprehend –
![](type-king-kong_small.jpg) Type “King
Kong,” then hit Send.
![](bears&cancer%20(3)_small.jpg) He’s a
psycho-Santa with a big bag of tricks,
![](ringingbell4_small.gif) Ringin’ a
bell,
![](the-oat3%20(1)_small.gif) and beggin’
for clicks,
![](ittybittystick%20(3)_small.jpg) Psycho Santa
got a itty bitty stick,
![](father.4_small.gif) Psycho Santa,
don’t fall for his schtick.
![](convertoriginal1_small.gif) He can revert
to his original form at will.
![](convertoriginal2_small.gif) X-Men got
nothin’ he can’t kill.
![](kingkong1_small.jpg) Only a simian
of similar size Can pluck the
Pterodactyl out of the skies.
![](psychosanta3_small.jpg) He’s a
psycho-Santa with a big bag of tricks,
![](psychosanta20_small.jpg) Ringin’ a
bell, and beggin’ for clicks,
![](psychosanta7_small.jpg) Psycho Santa
got a itty bitty stick,
![](psychosanta11_small.jpg) Psycho Santa,
don’t fall for his schtick.
![](psychosanta3%20(1)_small.jpg)
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