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The Tech Dirt Last Supper (Poop Eaters)

Dedicated with affection to the Number-wun Poop-Eater, Mister "Anonymous Coward" at TechDirt. Does the concept of hive mind heaving with hostility mean anything to you?

If you got a load to drop,
Well you know you oughta to drop it at
TechDirt
'Cause they appreciate that excretate
That comes with a gush of unbridled hate at
TechDirt
Yeah when you got to poop,
It's hard to find a snoot
That's gonna part your cheeks
And dig in deep like they do at
TechDirt
They get the tongue in good,
They clean you out just right,
They leave you satisfied at
TechDirt
It would have been a waste
To leave it in the bowl
When they were just waiting to eat it whole at
TechDirt

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