The President's Analyst
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[DR.
SIDNEY SCHAEFER] I'm supposed to know so much.
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I feel
like I don't know anything.
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My whole
...
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My whole
world is out of control, spinning.
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[SNOW
WHITE] Smell the earth.
Isn't it good?
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[DR.
SIDNEY SCHAEFER] Oh, yes.
[SNOW
WHITE] Now is pretty.
Love now.
Love me.
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[OLD
WRANGLER] [Singing] The changes that keep going down
The circles, they'll all fall down
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Then
there's only now
If I go along with the changes
That rearrange my mind
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It's so
strange, my mind
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I can
change my mind
If I go along with the changes
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A look at
yourself sets you running
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Afraid of
you who looked at you
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A-running
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Changes
that keep going down
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And they
always will
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I can get
my fill
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If I go
along with the changes
That go round and round
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It's all
there to see
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As they
come to me
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If I go
along with the spirals
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That
circle around
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That I,
that I just found
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Like a
silent sound
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If I go
along with the changes
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That
rearrange my mind
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It's so
strange, my mind
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I can
change my mind
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If I go
along with the changes
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A look at
yourself sets you running
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Afraid of
you who looked at you
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A-running
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Changes
that keep going down
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And they
always will
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I can get
my fill
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If I go
along with the changes
That go round and round
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Changes
that keep going down
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The
circles, they'll all fall down
Then there's only now
If I go along with the changes
That rearrange my mind
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It's so
strange, my mind
***
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Hello there. I wonder if I might talk with you.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Yes?
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] I'm on the president's personal staff.
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[JEFF QUANTRILL]
Did you break anything?
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Oh, no, no, no, nothing like that.
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No, actually it's
something quite special.
You see, the president likes us to seek out tourists
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who come through
the White House, a typical American family.
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It's sort of a
personal, confidential project.
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There are all
sorts of apparati for polling the public.
The president feels they're all too cold, too impersonal.
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That they don't
really contact real people.
So without anyone knowing it, except the people he chooses,
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he reaches out to
find out what you really think, what worries you,
what kind of government you really want.
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[JEFF QUANTRILL]
You mean the president is interested in what we think, the
Quantrills?
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If I may, I'd
like to stop by the hotel this afternoon to begin the interview.
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] That's right.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Oh1
Well, we were planning to leave for home.
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That's Seaside
Heights, New Jersey.
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We've got a
crowded weekend, but of course ...
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[JEFF QUANTRILL]
We could ...
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] That's even better.
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] The president likes us to conduct interviews
on the subjects' home ground.
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Right. You know,
find out his interests, his hobbies, et cetera, et cetera.
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] That is unless you object to having a guest.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Object? We'd love it!
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[JEFF QUANTRILL]
I was planning pot roast bourguignon for Saturday. Would that be all
right?
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Total sound!
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] What?
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
White House to Quantrills' in five hours, ten minutes and 51
seconds.
Not bad, if I do say so myself.
[JEFF QUANTRILL]
You drive too fast!
You're gonna get a ticket one of these days, and that's gonna slow
you down.
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Typical American
home of a typical American family.
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Come on in.
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Bing, unload the
car.
[BING QUANTRILL]
Gee whiz, Dad.
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[JEFF QUANTRILL]
Oh, look at the time. I'm gonna be late for my class.
Honey, have Bing unload the car while I change.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
I just did, dear.
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[To Dr. Schaefer]
Look real?
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Yes, yes.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Plastic. Made it in my own workshop.
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] No.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
She's always at me about my driving.
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But don't get me
wrong.
She's a great wife and a good mother.
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Total sound.
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Want a draft
beer?
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Yes.
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This class she
goes to, what is that?
[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Her karate class.
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Look at this. No
decorator. Did it all herself.
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Now, getting back
to what I was saying about us,
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the Quantrills,
being liberals.
I meant that we're liberals
in the same tradition as the president.
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Did I tell you we
voted for him?
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Yes.
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When I say
"liberal", of course,
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I don't mean
left-wingers or anything like that.
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I mean, you know,
we're for civil rights.
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Yes.
[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Sit down.
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We've both done
weekend picketing.
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As a matter of
fact,
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we sponsored the
Negro doctor and his wife
when they moved into the development.
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Well, the president will be very pleased to hear that.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
That's great.
If I do say so, it took a little courage.
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The Bullocks,
next door, real right-wingers.
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American flag up
every day, real fascists.
Ought to be gassed. You know the type.
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Oh, yes.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Brother, the fight they put up.
But I told them.
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These are liberal
times.
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[BING QUANTRILL]
Hey, Dad. You want the Magnum .357 in the house?
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Darn it, Bing. I told you not to play around with my guns.
No, I do not want that in the house. That is my car gun.
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My house gun is
already in the house.
Put that back in the glove compartment,
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and don't let me
catch you fooling with my guns again.
[BING QUANTRILL]
I'm sorry, Dad.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Great kid.
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] I thought you said
you were an accountant.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
I am.
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Why do you have all these guns around then?
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
You know ...
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[JEFF QUANTRILL]
Honey ... Oh. I'm sorry about the silly clothes,
but we take our lessons at the police station
and they don't have facilities for us ladies to change.
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Now, there are
the girls. Listen, I'll see you guys around 5:00.
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I thought we
could drive into New York tonight and eat Chinks, okay?
[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Right.
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[FRIEND] You'll
grow up to be a delinquent ...
[JEFF QUANTRILL]
Wait till you hear!
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[FRIEND] ... do
you hear me?
[FRIEND] If you
ever do that again,
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I'll break every
bone in your body.
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[JEFF QUANTRILL]
You guys won't believe it ...
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[FRIEND] You're
kidding!
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] These guns and karate, why?
[WYNN QUANTRILL]
The right-wing extremists.
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Disarm them, and
us liberals will disarm.
Right?
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Right.
[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Refill?
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Wynn?
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There's a
top-secret telephone call that I simply must make.
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[WYNN QUANTRILL]
Oh, sure, sure.
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] You have someplace private?
[WYNN QUANTRILL]
There is a 25-foot extension on this hall phone.
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Take it in the
powder room, lock the door.
I make a lot of calls from there.
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Thank you, Wynn.
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[TELEPHONE
OPERATOR] Long distance.
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Hello, operator.
I would like to speak with Dr. Stephen Lee-Evans
in New York City at 246-6598.
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[TELEPHONE
OPERATOR] What's the area code, please?
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] No, I don't know the area code number ...
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[TELEPHONE
OPERATOR] Two-one-two?
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Yes, thank you very much.
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I'll try to
remember that. Now, would you please ring me through?
[TELEPHONE
OPERATOR] You may dial that number directly.
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Well, yes, I know I can dial it,
but now that I have you, couldn't you just dial it for me?
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[TELEPHONE
OPERATOR] [Disconnects him]
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[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] [Dials the number]
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[RECEPTIONIST]
Doctor's office.
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Hello.
This is Dr. Sidney Schaefer. I'd like to speak with Dr. Stephen
Lee-Evans.
Please, it's very urgent.
[RECEPTIONIST]
I'm sorry, the doctor is out.
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Can he be reached?
[RECEPTIONIST]
Sorry, but he ...
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] It's desperate that I reach him.
[RECEPTIONIST]
I'm sorry.
[DR. SIDNEY
SCHAEFER] Yes, well, certainly tell him I called. Tell him that I'm
worried.
I'm very worried about the CEA, the FBR ... No!
No, don't tell him that.
That's a secret. Nobody's supposed to know that.
No, just forget I said anything about that.
Tell him I'll call him back later. Yes, goodbye.
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[SULLIVAN, FBR
AGENT] FBR.
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[BING QUANTRILL]
He's gone for a little while.
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[SULLIVAN, FBR
AGENT] Where?
[BING QUANTRILL]
Chinks.
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[CARTER, FBR
AGENT] Don't say that. Say "Chinese restaurant."
"Chinks" is bigoted.
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[SULLIVAN, FBR
AGENT] What restaurant?
[BING QUANTRILL]
In New York. I don't know which one.
[CARTER, FBR
AGENT] Don't your folks eat in the same restaurant?
[BING QUANTRILL]
Mom's a gourmet. She says there's so many good restaurants,
if they ate in a new one every time, they still couldn't eat in all
of them.
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And, boy, you
know what?
[SULLIVAN, FBR
AGENT] What?
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[BING QUANTRILL]
Most of them are lousy.
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[CARTER, FBR
AGENT] Don't say "lousy". It's impolite.
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What'll we do,
Sullivan?
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[SULLIVAN, FBR
AGENT] I don't know, Carter.
They'll be back before we can hit enough places.
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We better wait.
[BING QUANTRILL]
You gonna kill Dr. Schaefer?
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[SULLIVAN, FBR
AGENT] Yes, son. We're gonna kill him.
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[BING QUANTRILL]
Oh, boy.
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